Rullpidpop is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, sage armadillo.

Rullpidpop created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Rullpidpop, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Rullpidpop, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rullpidpop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rullpidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick doves.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.