Cusslam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient hare.

Cusslam created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusslam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cusslam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cusslam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cusslam's Holy Commandments

1. Cusslam loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Cusslam must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not wear cyan clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.