Cusslam is a god.
He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sapient
hare.
Cusslam created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cusslam, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cusslam, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Cusslam's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Cusslam's Holy Commandments1. Cusslam loves shrews, so they must be honoured.
2. Cusslam must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not wear cyan clothing.
4. Do not stand on grass.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.