Daphogbin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, benevolent cat.

Daphogbin created carbon nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Daphogbin, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Daphogbin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Daphogbin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Daphogbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

4. Put Daphogbin first in all things.

5. Daphogbin must be the most important thing in your life.