Abnurljin is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, astonishing warg.

Abnurljin created a Higgs boson two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abnurljin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Abnurljin, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Abnurljin's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Abnurljin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never sprint near doves.

4. Never write about quantum field theory.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near voles while wearing magenta coats and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.