Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, blissful dryad.

Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp created the Tadpole Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing pink trousers.

5. Put Zagboggodvegzagdibbaptarp first in all things.