Veglipfum Dibquimarm is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, blissful
tapir.
Veglipfum Dibquimarm created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Veglipfum Dibquimarm, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Veglipfum Dibquimarm, it will not care at all.
Veglipfum Dibquimarm's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Veglipfum Dibquimarm's Holy Commandments1. Always help aardvarks in need.
2. Do not shave your chest.
3. Always look after injured mice.
4. Do not hurt goats.
5. Run away from orange tortoises, for they are unholy.