Kemben is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, blissful frog.

Kemben created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemben, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kemben, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kemben's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Kemben's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Kemben loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Do not speak about carrots.