Busyattbom Dadzenfet is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, witless hare.

Busyattbom Dadzenfet created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busyattbom Dadzenfet, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Busyattbom Dadzenfet, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Busyattbom Dadzenfet's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Busyattbom Dadzenfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect your elders.