Dogcissnak Rathun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, intelligent yak.

Dogcissnak Rathun created the universe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogcissnak Rathun, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dogcissnak Rathun, it will manifest in front of you.

Dogcissnak Rathun's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Dogcissnak Rathun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.