Lidpanfod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, impressive frog.

Lidpanfod created the world five million years ago.

If you believe in Lidpanfod, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lidpanfod, it will throw large rocks at you.

Lidpanfod's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Lidpanfod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Worship no other gods but Lidpanfod.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

5. Never write about comets.