Madpom Ranbatflag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous turtle.

Madpom Ranbatflag created dark matter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Madpom Ranbatflag, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Madpom Ranbatflag, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Madpom Ranbatflag's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Madpom Ranbatflag's Holy Commandments

1. Learn nine new languages a year.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not take Madpom Ranbatflag's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Madpom Ranbatflag.