Pogmontab is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty jaguar.

Pogmontab created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Pogmontab, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pogmontab, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pogmontab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pogmontab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never think ill of sick rats.

3. Erect seven iron sculptures of Pogmontab on top of important buildings.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Do not shave your face.