Bumzodmab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane coyote.

Bumzodmab created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bumzodmab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bumzodmab, he will laugh at you.

Bumzodmab's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Bumzodmab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat rice.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bumzodmab.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Bumzodmab.

5. Hide if five moths approach from the west.