Kipzodmab is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able shrew.

Kipzodmab created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipzodmab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kipzodmab, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kipzodmab's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Kipzodmab's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Run away from violet porpoises, for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh in holy places.