Tamtailbin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful jaguar.

Tamtailbin created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamtailbin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tamtailbin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tamtailbin's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tamtailbin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill monkeys.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force near geese while wearing indigo shorts and balancing five carbon spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about enzymes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.