Komcudcar is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Komcudcar created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Komcudcar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Komcudcar, it will be very sad.

Komcudcar's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Komcudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate voles.

3. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Komcudcar in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Do not drink alcohol.