Jatdingep is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, happy raccoon.

Jatdingep created the solar system two years ago.

If you believe in Jatdingep, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Jatdingep, he will cry a lot.

Jatdingep's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Jatdingep's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Worship no other gods but Jatdingep.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about bats.