Hubdubstip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind slug.

Hubdubstip created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubdubstip, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubdubstip, it will turn you into a puffin.

Hubdubstip's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hubdubstip's Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Hide if nine capybaras approach from the west.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.