Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, boastful raven.

Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Wigtailciss Quatflammat Yattlikvab's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.