Zodarflog is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, grumpy narwhal.

Zodarflog created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodarflog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zodarflog, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Zodarflog's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Zodarflog's Holy Commandments

1. Zodarflog loves eagles, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.