Bapyakkip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, thoughtless sheep.

Bapyakkip created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapyakkip, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapyakkip, it will refuse to believe in you.

Bapyakkip's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Bapyakkip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bapyakkip.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near foxes while wearing turquoise tights and balancing five aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Do not leap in public.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Bapyakkip six times a day.