Mipdanfidjig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow snake.

Mipdanfidjig created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipdanfidjig, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Mipdanfidjig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Mipdanfidjig's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mipdanfidjig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in black.

4. Never paint your back brown.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.