Dagnig is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, vain mole.

Dagnig created humankind seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagnig, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dagnig, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dagnig's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Dagnig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never talk about ducks.

5. Always treat ants with great respect.