Hudvagnan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow monkey.

Hudvagnan created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudvagnan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudvagnan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Hudvagnan's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Hudvagnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never wear red skirts.

3. Never think about ultrasonics near birds while wearing cyan shirts and balancing four zinc spheres on your neck.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Run away if six grasshopers approach from the south.