Yakflowbin is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, blissful bee.

Yakflowbin created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yakflowbin, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yakflowbin, it will jump up and down on your head.

Yakflowbin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yakflowbin's Holy Commandments

1. Yakflowbin loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.