Minpangxem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, capable weasel.

Minpangxem created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Minpangxem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Minpangxem, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Minpangxem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Minpangxem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Do not take Minpangxem's name in vain.

3. Erect a large gold sculpture of Minpangxem on top of all buildings.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.