Sanstanyog is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witless deer.

Sanstanyog created bats nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sanstanyog, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sanstanyog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sanstanyog's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sanstanyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.