Lamhamlip is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, boastful mouse.

Lamhamlip created Asia six million years ago.

If you believe in Lamhamlip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamhamlip, it will cry a lot.

Lamhamlip's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Lamhamlip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near seals while wearing violet hats and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near birds while wearing red shorts.