Bumkad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, compassionate dolphin.

Bumkad created the Cigar Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bumkad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bumkad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bumkad's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Bumkad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Run away from magenta badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism.