Yarpnurlzag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing dove.

Yarpnurlzag created a down quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yarpnurlzag, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarpnurlzag, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yarpnurlzag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Yarpnurlzag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dogs.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.