Rotyatcep is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful elephant.

Rotyatcep created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotyatcep, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rotyatcep, she will turn you into a hamster.

Rotyatcep's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Rotyatcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near bats.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Do not take Rotyatcep's name in vain.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.