Fidragnill is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, flying hedgehog.

Fidragnill created a charm quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidragnill, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidragnill, she will turn you into a tree.

Fidragnill's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fidragnill's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fidragnill.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.