Dutcussnul is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody monkey.

Dutcussnul created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dutcussnul, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutcussnul, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Dutcussnul's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dutcussnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dutcussnul in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.