Nathuddot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witty tapir.

Nathuddot created Africa eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nathuddot, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nathuddot, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nathuddot's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nathuddot's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to whales while wearing white dresses.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near moths while wearing turquoise shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.

5. Run away from gray squirrels, for they are unholy.