Gatragtettinurtlapyarp is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, flying walrus.

Gatragtettinurtlapyarp created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatragtettinurtlapyarp, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gatragtettinurtlapyarp, she will curse you with boils.

Gatragtettinurtlapyarp's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gatragtettinurtlapyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.