Dadvigsom is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, blissful aardvark.

Dadvigsom created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadvigsom, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dadvigsom, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Dadvigsom's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dadvigsom's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always treat seals with great respect.

4. Never feed nuts to voles while wearing red rings.

5. Respect your elders.