Artpanggof is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, dishonest centaur.

Artpanggof created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Artpanggof, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Artpanggof, he will not care.

Artpanggof's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Artpanggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Artpanggof loves snakes, so they must be respected.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never play with disobedient children.