Yogxuctarp is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unthoughtful hare.

Yogxuctarp created bats four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yogxuctarp, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yogxuctarp, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yogxuctarp's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yogxuctarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. You must pray to Yogxuctarp seven times a day.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.