Busquafbudgabsandquart is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, idiotic lizard.

Busquafbudgabsandquart created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Busquafbudgabsandquart, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Busquafbudgabsandquart, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Busquafbudgabsandquart's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Busquafbudgabsandquart's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about foxes.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Busquafbudgabsandquart loves bats, so they must be respected.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always help dogs.