Yattbighom is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful camel.

Yattbighom created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Yattbighom, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yattbighom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Yattbighom's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Yattbighom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Always help cats in need.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yattbighom.