Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, vain armadillo.

Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak created vertebrates eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Loopzodcabfomhadbun Mitvegsak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never go into pink rooms.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.