Botsafcedquagcamvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, self-confident scorpion.

Botsafcedquagcamvil created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Botsafcedquagcamvil, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Botsafcedquagcamvil, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Botsafcedquagcamvil's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Botsafcedquagcamvil's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics.

2. You must pray to Botsafcedquagcamvil six times a day.

3. Never hurt squirrels.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from orange manatees, for they are unholy.