Targnurtmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy weasel.

Targnurtmon created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targnurtmon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Targnurtmon, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Targnurtmon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Targnurtmon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Targnurtmon on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.