Nutthugbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, loving goose.

Nutthugbig created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutthugbig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nutthugbig, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nutthugbig's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Nutthugbig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory.

2. Never write about spacetime.

3. Great tits are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in red.