Nutlabtab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, caring wyvern.

Nutlabtab created a bottom quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutlabtab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nutlabtab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nutlabtab's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Nutlabtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick swans.

2. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

3. Never jump in the presence of snakes.

4. Never talk about sharks.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nutlabtab.