Gumweeort is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful human.

Gumweeort created oxygen two years ago.

If you believe in Gumweeort, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gumweeort, it will be very sad.

Gumweeort's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gumweeort's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat apples.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Gumweeort must be the most important thing in your life.