Gudfedlad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, witless slug.

Gudfedlad created the Virgo Supercluster six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gudfedlad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gudfedlad, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gudfedlad's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gudfedlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Run away from pink tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Gudfedlad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near ants while wearing black jumpers.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.