Dodartdan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, moody slug.

Dodartdan created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodartdan, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dodartdan, he will be very unhappy.

Dodartdan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dodartdan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to badgers while wearing boots.

2. Do not kill pigs.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism.

5. You must pray to Dodartdan three times a day.