Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, fussy snake.

Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab created Asia three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Always look after injured swans.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab.

5. Do not take Flistenpodbumsan Jadfab's name in vain.