Dincadsom is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, annoying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dincadsom created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dincadsom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dincadsom, it will laugh at you.

Dincadsom's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Dincadsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics near badgers while wearing violet tights and balancing eight iron spheres on your arms.

2. Put Dincadsom first in all things.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Do not keep four goats in a large pit.

5. Never look at galaxies.